Derelict - Death of a Mini

The tragic look on the face of this abandoned wreck beautifully illustrates the stupidity of rebranding and reinvention.

The original is still fantastic...apart from the pure unadulterated pathetic motivation of profit, what has rebranding this car given us?

Anyone who aspires to the "latest thing" is a total idiot.

You stupid stupid fashion victims. You deserve to be treated like crap by enormous corporate profit mongers. You're too stupid to see that they're taking you for a ride and taking the piss out of you as they bolster their share-holders dividends.